Sex Jokes with Six-month-olds

by Rebekah Maxwell

You know those little jokes that are meant to be wry and funny, yet end up being world-destroyingly horrific manifestations of all the worst things about humanity?
I’ve found ’em. And they may be the most distasteful things I’ve ever seen in pop culture.

Were you one of those 60-million people swept up in the “50 Shades of Grey” riptide, that’s titillating housewives and replacing bibles in hotel rooms? Do you have an innocent little baby that you can exploit? Why not use him/her as a billboard for your newly popular BDSM fascination?

It’ll be so cute!  No way dressing a six-month old in a sex joke could be sick or anything…take it from the ones being vicariously tied up, beaten up, and objectified; we know class.

50 Shades of Grey for kids. Here you go, America. Apparently, we asked for it.

If one picture is worth a thousand words, here’s a hefty essay on our own sad demise: